Wednesday, December 5, 2007

An appeal

I'm massaged at 8 in the morning. That is simply not on. Things are getting crazier in this household every day. If that wasn't bad enough, I'm bathed soon after and made to wear a new dress. This is all so strange and bewildering. This NEVER happens in our house. I mean massage is usually mid-day and I'm given my bath whenever the mood fancies, sometimes even as late as 4pm. In fact sometimes it gets so late that lazy mama gives it a skip altogether. Since I don't have to do anything myself I'm kinda OK with it. But it's set me wondering. I know we're leaving for Delhi tonight but surely there's no reason to bathe me that early, our flight is at 11 in the night after all.


It gets worse when Mama goes for a shower as well. Now really it is a rare sight to see her all nice and fresh at 9 in the morning. Usually she's bleary eyed, stumbling along and dressed in her pyjamas that have seen better days. But today she's ready and wearing a blue salwar kameez. Something's definitely up. She starts gibbering something about where we have to go but I'm kinda ready for a nap. I woke up at 4 this morning and again at 7 so I'm feeling a bit tired. Mama is older so she can better cope with such erratic hours. For me it's really hard.


I wake up to see Mama grinning. Apparently her friend called from the US to say that she's expecting a baby. A baby is someone smaller than me, according to her. Must be kind of weird I'm sure. Not that I'm interested I assure you. I'm unceremoniously picked up and hustled and bustled about. We head down to the parking lot and Papa and Grandpa are there waiting for us in the car. That's a surprise. I rarely see them during daytime. I beam... maybe this is what it's all about. But they don't get out and we head along. Mama puts me in the car seat again. How many times have I told her in clear terms that I do not want to sit in it. But does she listen? No! Sometimes she is really slow. It's exasperating.


Well, we finally reached where we were supposed to be - the temple. This is really weird. Ma is not a temple person at all so what are we doing here? We trudge in. Papa has a few words with a guy with long hair. The really weird thing is that he's wearing nothing on top.... not even a ganji. Mama shushes me and tells me not to be irreverent, as if I know what that means. He smiles at me so I'm OK.


And then I get it. It's a magic show. The long-haired man does some hocus pocus and there is some fire. He gets together loads of flowers and says lots of things in a nice loud voice. I have no idea what it means. But papa keeps telling me to look towards a really beautiful statue. It's covered in really pretty clothes. I wish mama would get me one of those. She's busy clicking photos and papa is telling her not to. She tells him to relax since no one else is bothered. Typical conversation between the two.


Meanwhile the man applies something on my head. Mama takes me from papa and sits down. The man asks papa for his gold ring. This magic show is turning out to be quite expensive, I'm thinking. He dips into a beautiful silver bowl full of yummy looking rice. Sigh...I'm never going to get that. I've been asking for weeks but they always move my hands away. I'm ready for disappointment again. These pigs, they keep stuffing themselves and just keep me on a milk diet.
I was about to wail when I spied the gold ring filled with the prasadam heading towards me. Before I could blink, it was in my mouth. In the shock of it all, I almost dropped some. I quickly ate it lest mama had any funny ideas of taking it back. She did manage to get some out of my mouth though but I held on to a few grains. Finally.... finally these jokers actually give me something decent to eat. And it didn't stop with the long haired man. Papa fed me, then mama, then grandpa. Of course daddy was most particular about not giving me any more. He just touched my lips with a little bit. I did lunge but he was quick to remove the yummy prasadam. Grandpa was much nicer than these two modern parents of mine. He gave me a nice big lump which I enjoyed immensely. He asked mama to give me some more but papa played the party pooper and gave loads of reasons why I shouldn't be given any more. In the same breath he asks mama to save the prasadam for him so he can eat it when he comes home from office in the evening. The nerve of the guy.


While all this was happening inside, it started raining. Papa and grandpa were mighty pleased. Apparently it's a good omen. I could see Mama rolling her eyes. It was kind of funny. I hope they won't stop at this now. I could really do with some food. I'm sooooooooo hungry. You will appeal with ma won't you on my behalf?

14 comments:

Mona said...

aww, hey squiggles. you've been formally inducted to the world of solids. don't get too excited though, cos you might have started with this yummy stuff, but now on, it'll be icky healthy stuff like carrots and peas. and we all know that stuff's eww. well, keep us updated.
safe flight, you two!

Poppins said...

What a cute cute way to describe the annaprashnam :) Squiggle looks eminently edible! So you're heading to Dilli huh? Good luck and have fun!

Squiggles said...

Mona - Thanks for the crash landing!!! The world was all rosy for a minute :(

Poppins - Dilli it is! Mama says I'm going to be pampered and get loads of presents, so I'm happy.

~nm said...

:D such a cutely written post! And it was so funny too! Loved the pic of squiggles!

And hey when are you going to write to me to tell me if we can meet up sometime? Write to me at doiwrite@gmail.com

Suki said...

awww... that's so sweet! She's growing up so fast - annaprashan(well, that's what we call it) already!

ddmom said...

cho cweeeet.. and i like your new dress. My mommy just wrote a post on the same topic. BTW, my mommy kept saying you were 3 days older than me, guess what I figured, we both were born on the same day!!
Hugs and kisses,
Dlittle

kodi's mom said...

awww, if you ask with those huge eyes, you bet I will. Now, Squiggles' ma, be good and give her more variety!

btw, where did you find the time to write before taking off for Delhi - I'd be frantic making a list and checking it twice ;) have a very safe flight and a fantastic trip! come back with many stories!

Aryan said...

Well written Squiggles Mom...Please give her solid food...

Squiggles, don't worry dear. I have told your mom on your behalf. You look so cutie..

Mala said...

Squiggles - gosh, are you going to be fussed over in Delhi. Look forward to seeing you soon. Ask me, I know - I have grandparents still competing to change my diaper.
Dhruv

Anitha(nikki's mom) said...

What a cute post! Good luck with your trip, waiting to hear from you from Delhi.

mnamma said...

Congratulations on the Annaprashanam! A very sweet post and a sweeter, bewildered looking Squiggle!

mnamma said...

Have fun Squiggle's Mom and have a wonderful safe trip!

momstir said...

Such a special occasion. Congratulations!

choxbox said...

haffun girls and happy half-birthday squiggles!

SqM, congrats on surviving the first 6 months!