Moppet's Mom is a very crafty lady. She's decided to reveal it all and wants me to join in! Never one to back down from a challenge. Here goes.
1.How do you feel after a one night stand?
My feet ache.
2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
Do you?
3. Does it hurt?
Oh no. You should try it sometime.
4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Me? Crazy? What? Who told you that? Tell me their name! Now!
5. Does size really matter?Of course not! (wink, wink)
6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
When the bill comes, I'm an opportunist. I never let the opportunity to have someone else pay up pass.
7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
Why don't you take a little longer to get ready? You sure could use it!
8. Do you watch porn, too?
Don't need to, thank you very much!
9. Will something from Tiffany's solve everything?
No. A sincere apology would probably cost you more, but it works much better.
10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
No. We're not the smarter sex for nothing, you know.
11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
Having to hold my breath before I can button my jeans might be a clue.
12. Why are you always late?I'm not.
Why do you assume that a woman will be late?
13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
No, it's natural. Men are just closer to apes on the evolutionary ladder than women are.
14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
No. But I realise this is a big achievement for your kind, so well done!
15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
To relieve boredom.
16. How often do you think about sex?
Nowhere near as often as you do, I'll bet.
17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
Decisive.
18. Would you?
Yes. No. Maybe. Not.
19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
Really? I'm glad I didn't marry Every Guy then.
20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
Because Every Guy's mom obviously didn't do such a great job.
21. Does it matter what car I drive?
No. It matters how you drive it.
22. Do you ever fart?
Yes. But only YOU can do it on demand.
I tag Choxbox, Sujatha, and Suki.
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8 comments:
Aaargh! Cheating! :-D
C'mon now, do it properly, won't you?
Already done. :D
Itchy beat you to it!
Waah bete, copy-paste kar ke nikal gaye? Okay here's my excuse - real one actually - n3 has finally started to read my blog, so will think up a way to do it so its still n3-friendly.
Hey, you practically photocopied it off Moppet's Mom!!! (If not fully)
Ahem...plagarism alert :)
hahahha. huh-larious!! :) btw: loved the pics, SO INCREDIBLY CUTE (of the trip) I misssssss you all !! do call once in a while.. ! :-P... my last exam is tomorrow at 2.. then i'm off for two weeks before finals...will talk to you soon !! love u !
ROTFL
I wanted to see how many of you would pick it up. I bet if it weren't for Moppet's Mom none would be the wiser.
Alright I shall do it properly :)) *still laughing*
hey i tried to think of a way to keep it n3-friendly but couldnt. she doesnt actively read my blog but does peek at it if i'm at it when she's around, so dont want to take a chance. plus couldnt think of any smart answers anyway. so please accept my apologies.
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